Short Stories
Can I Help You?: 1986 – “There was a knock on my door. / “Hello, can I help you?” I inquired of the short man with big ears and bad breath. / “I really don’t appreciate what you’re doing to me?” / After this very curious statement, the man walked away and left me pondering what had caused him to be so upset.”
Gulliver’s Tailgater: December 26, 2018 – “After my adventure with the unicyclist, now the lights in my rear-view mirror are getting brighter and filling my vision with white light. The car behind is too close and is going to rear-end me! I prepare to bump from car to car, like a silver ball in a pinball machine.”
Tuning with Les Rallizes Denudes: August 15, 2009 – “Imagine…after listening to Les Rallizes Denudes: “Double Heads”…a band comes on the stage…ready to RAWK!!! the guitarist strums a chord, then another…the drummer smashes a cymbal…the bass player hits a note…and another…there is no vocalist…they are tuning.”
Prose
Gratitude – January 27, 2017 – “I feel: …gratitude for having the most wonderful foster daughter, who shines her light through my darkness and has been my most influential and profound teacher.”.
Injuries of a Hated Uncle – September 3, 2021 – “…tilting sideways, feet leaving the ground as head approaches…* thunk! *…the wooden partition. The brain dancing like Jell-O after ingesting Bill Cosby drugs.”
Harvey Dog’s Carnival
Posts from Harvey Dog’s Carnival (Nov. 20th, 2005 to Sept. 16th, 2011 – 284 total posts)
Post # 001: The First Post Finally Appears – November 20, 2005
Post # 005: Guru T-Lu hates Tim Buckley and the Hated Uncles drop by – November 28, 2005
Post # 012: Popping Eyeballs & Ash Ra Tempel – December 7, 2005
Post # 013: Royal Trux, Can & Dogs in the Bathtub – December 10, 2005
Post # 079: Tragically Hip Live Report & Anxiety – January 15, 2007