Prose


Short Stories

Gulliver’s Tailgater: December 26, 2018 – “I look in the rear-view mirror and…and…and…a shiver goes down my spine as the driver’s face comes into focus. There is no obvious deviation from your average dangerous driver…but…but, there is something ‘off’. He’s emotionless, he’s exuding no emotion…he’s empty…blank…dangerously blank.”

Tuning with Les Rallizes Denudes: August 15, 2009 – “Imagine…after listening to Les Rallizes Denudes: “Double Heads”…a band comes on the stage…ready to RAWK!!! the guitarist strums a chord, then another…the drummer smashes a cymbal…the bass player hits a note…and another…there is no vocalist…they are tuning.”


Harvey Dog’s Carnival

Posts from Harvey Dog’s Carnival (Nov. 20th, 2005 to Sept. 16th, 2011 – 284 total posts)

Post # 001: The First Post Finally Appears – November 20, 2005
Post # 005: Guru T-Lu hates Tim Buckley and the Hated Uncles drop by – November 28, 2005
Post # 012: Popping Eyeballs & Ash Ra Tempel – December 7, 2005
Post # 013: Royal Trux, Can & Dogs in the Bathtub – December 10, 2005
Post # 079: Tragically Hip Live Report & Anxiety – January 15, 2007


Miscellaneous Prose

Injuries of a Hated Uncle – September 3, 2021 – “…tilting sideways, feet leaving the ground as head approaches…* thunk! *…the wooden partition. The brain dancing like Jell-O after ingesting Bill Cosby drugs.”



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